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Na Is Mein Rang Baaqi Hai Na Patti Ki Hai Laali!

Chamach Se Gholte Hain Aur Dekhte Hain Munh Bana Kar

Ke Jaise Pee Rahe Hon Koyi Kadwi Dawa Khaali!

Kahaan Woh Gaaon Ki Lassi, Kahaan Woh Taazi Chai

Jise Pee Kar Har Ik Dehqaan Ke Chehre Pe Damak Aaye!

Zameer Is Modern Fashion Ka Hum Kya Haal Batlaayein

Ke Paani Garam Kar Ke Us Ko Hum Angrezi Chai Banaayein!