نئی گاڑی (شہرۂ آفاق شاہکار مزاحیہ نظم)

Qiston Pe Jo Ik Nayi Gaadi Khareedi Hum Ne

Mahallay Mein Shor Hua Ke Khalid Ki Lottery Nikli!

Subah Niklay To Mechanic Ne Kaha Engine Kharaab Hai

Shaam Ko Dekha To Petrol Ka Meter Zero Nikli!

Biwi Kehti Hai Chalo Sair Ko Chalte Hain Zara

Raaste Mein Gaadi Khadi Hui Aur Dhakka Lagaane Lagi!

Khalid Is Nayi Gaadi Ka Azaab Na Poochho

Bank Waale Qist Maangte Hain Aur Gaadi Band Padi!